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1) sob story
2) sing adele
Fun fact: Stewie from Malcolm in the Middle went through 4 teams of lawyers while fighting his agent over payments.
He ended up winning.
Instead of "nip slip" can we start saying "nipple slipple"
why stop there. nipple slip n slide. an entire waterpark devoted to wet slippy nipples. ride a giant titty with your family through a giant blouse down a waterfall. pick up your photo in the gift shop for a precious keepsake to remember forever. but wait. whos that person in the background with the improperly buttoned shirt. you guessed it. its stringy dave, the mascot nipple hair
"jennifer lawrence normal oscars fall over joke!" i holler at the computer and am charioted to elysium by strangers’ validation
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights.
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